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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:54
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Then came..
No, not a chance
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Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks